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She Thought Pink

Romance novel icon Dame Barbara Cartland died in 2000 just short of her 99th birthday. She dressed almost always in pink and understood early on the power of being a recognisable writer.
By 1995, the eternal coquette had sold more than a billion books with titles such as The Duke is Deceived, The Earl Elopes, A Heart of Stone and A Heart of Love. She wrote an astonishing 723 titles and left a staggering 160 unpublished manuscripts.
Because of her concern for the environment, she requested to be buried in a cardboard coffin. This request was honored and she was buried at her estate under a tree that had been planted by Queen Elizabeth.

Story via Alfredo Spaella

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Broadway's Not Just for Gays Anymore

Just in time for Christmas!

Hairy Chest Tie

Makes for Furry Formal Wear.

Here’s one Christmas tie we wouldn’t mind getting. This necktie from Opus has a hairy chest and stomach printed on it. So when you wear it around your neck with a dress shirt, the effect is quite fur-licious!!

Now you can keep your hairy bear image going in the boardroom, at your next business meeting or during your next date night at the opera with the husbear.

Click here to buy one.

Via Bearotic

Merry Christmas!

Image via Gorgeous in Blue

Uh-Oh!

Re-blogged from Leathermen

Gayman to the rescue...

Re-blogged from Mattadore

...or Batman
Oh, I think his heart's in it all right.

I always suspected something was going on between those two!

Holmes A Homo?

"Sherlock Holmes, lends himself to gay interpretation. Holme’s hauteur, emotional oddity and repression and sudden burst of flamboyancy (particularly in Jeremy Brett’s portrayal). The disdain for women. The penchant for dressing up. And of course there’s the Holmes-Watson partnership – which has a secure place in the popular consciousness. Two men living together, in what is an emotionally turbulent relationship. Watson subtly undermined, ever subject to Holmes’s whims, yet whenever Watson eventually rebukes him Holmes declares his fondness and admiration for his chum."

Robbie Hudson, The UK Times & Gay Sherlock Holmes.

Art by Mike Williams. Art: Playboy, September 1976

The light-in-the-loafers leap & lunge

gets the bouquet every time.

Meanwhile, at the Backyard Cookout

"Oh, Christ," thought Carol, grimly setting the picnic table for yet another disastrous barbeque. "There goes another batch of hamburgers. Sometimes I wish those two would just screw and get it over with. And get Shirlee, with her goddam surprised act. If she hasn't figured it out yet about her Ed, then I'm going to have to draw her a picture."

Image via Expatriato

Nothing more needs to be said, is there?

Nice Package

Vintage Package

And he insisted he wasn't gay!

Wrestling is sooooo gay!

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Really Gotta love this...

John Wayne

in hot pants, showing off his camel toe

and carrying a manbag!

(photo: Phil Stern)

Suggestive or what???

Series Re-blogged from Mattadore

However, it worked for the boys!

Re-blogged from Funny Forum

Re-blogged from Almost Dumb

This Gay Bestiality Ad is Crazy

...Even for France

Brian Moylan — If Bill O'Reilly was upset about a harmless gay-themed French commercial for McDonalds just wait until he sees this insane spot for Orangina where a humanoid mountain lion shaves and then embraces his gay lover. Um, what?

So we see a mountain lion made to look like a man shaving his face, but instead of shaving cream, he uses Orangina, the sticky sweet carbonated beverage that is the European equivalent of Sunkist. That's strange enough, but what sends this over the edge is that his hunky boyfriend comes over and feels how smooth his shave is at the last second. What does this all mean? Did France allow gay marriage and it lead to bestiality after all, like all the holy rollers said it would?

This seems to be part of a series of commercials that company made that has talking animals doing crazy things with the product, like a giraffe lady mopping the floor or a chameleon man putting it on his zits. This seems to be a repeat of a 2008 series of commercials that caused a bit of a stir in the UK with its anthropomorphic and sexualized animals. The company that made the campaign told gay French blog Yagg that the spot isn't going to air which, as nutso as it is, makes us a little sad. If we can get the world to embrace queer mountain lions who shave with soda, gay marriage should be a snap!

Re-blogged from Gawker.com