Santa Baby...

Santa baby, slip some bitcoins under the tree for me. 

Been an awful good boy Santa baby. 

So hurry down my chimney tonight. 

Santa baby, I want a nifty new convertible too, light blue. 

I'll wait up for you, 

old dear, Santa baby. 

So hurry down the chimney tonight. 

Think of all the fun I've missed. 

Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed. 

Next year I could be just as good ...

if you'll check off my Christmas list. 

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot. 

Been an angel all year Santa baby, 

so hurry down the chimney tonight. 

Santa honey one thing I really do need, the deed to a platinum mine 

Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight. 

Santa, cutie, fill my stocking 

with a duplex 

and cheques. 

Sign your 'x' on the line 

Santa honey, 

and hurry down the chimney tonight. 

Come and trim 

my Christmas tree  

  with some decorations 

bought at Tiffany’s. 

I really do believe 

in you. 

Let's see if you believe 

in me too. 

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring. 

I don't mean on the phone, Santa sweetie, 

and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Hurry tonight.

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