Tuesday, May 4, 2021

20 Signs You're at a Gay Pool Party.

1. Most people are wearing suits that can’t get wet.
And I reiterate, most people are wearing suits that can’t get wet.

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2. Swimming may never happen over the course of the party.

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3. There is plenty of food, but nobody eats.

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4. The hot tub is packed.

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5. Bartenders are on hand for drinks and mingling.

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6. There is a good chance Absolut is sponsoring the bar.

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7 You have 10% Body Mass, but you still feel fat and want to get down to 4%.

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8. The DJ in your friend's backyard just headlined in Ibiza.

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9. The host may or may not be there.

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10. Good luck getting into the bathroom.

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11. The pool always has a water feature.

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12. The boys dancing on boxes may be paid go-go boys
or may just be guests.

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13. Some guests will arrive wearing very small swimsuits, and later, they strip down to something that's even skimpier.

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14. There's always a guy pretending not to be hitting on your husband. 

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15. There will not be any children, but there will be blow-up pool toys.

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16. At least one couple will fuck in the pool. 

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17. Your Ex will be there. You still miss his tongue.

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18. The lower the sun, the more clothing-optional the party becomes.

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19. Despite the invitation's promise, no one will say the party was  “relaxing.”

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20. Before you leave, make sure you're invited 
to the next splish-splash party.

This is how it starts.

Clothing Optional.


Gorgeous bottoms!

Jacking off.

Blowjobs.

Fucking...


Tiny Dicks!

Limp Dicks!

Semi-hard Dicks.

Big Dicks!

Massive Dicks!

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